Touching your butt would please me


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"When is bacon not enough?" "Bacon is always enough."

Hello there! Welcome to my shitty blog!

You can call me Hands or Rumpleskeetskeet. Those are nicknames from rl. I will respond to either. Or you could always make up another. Haha~ I’d be okay with that.

I have fandom/writing/art blog, but it's still under construction as of right now. I'll keep you lot updated on it, if you're interested.


nekoama:

Went and saw Jurassic Park 3D this weekend (I have never seen it in theaters and it was a blast)

Thought of how different the movie could seem from another perspective.

posted 2 days ago via moriar-tea · © nekoama with 24,241 notes

So Robert Downey Jr. is filming near me and stopped to sign stuff and..
  • Me: (Holds out dollar bill and pen)
  • Robert Downey Jr: Are you asking me to deface government property?
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: Yes.
  • RDJ: Gimmee.

anaeolist:

can I just have an entire show where people try to get bones to do things


chazstity:

i am completely off my nut on pain medication that is my only excuse


malformalady:

In the small town of Ashland, Pennsylvania, Route 61 takes an unexplained detour; a “Keep Out” sign straddles the original highway. Ignore the warning and you’ll arrive in the abandoned town of Centralia, where an underground mine fire has been burning since 1962 when residents accidentally ignited a vein of anthracite coal. Despite efforts stop the fire it still burns today and could burn for 250 years. Some houses still stand but most have been demolished. ‘Silent Hill’ was based on this town

malformalady:

In the small town of Ashland, Pennsylvania, Route 61 takes an unexplained detour; a “Keep Out” sign straddles the original highway. Ignore the warning and you’ll arrive in the abandoned town of Centralia, where an underground mine fire has been burning since 1962 when residents accidentally ignited a vein of anthracite coal. Despite efforts stop the fire it still burns today and could burn for 250 years. Some houses still stand but most have been demolished. ‘Silent Hill’ was based on this town



"‘Cunt’ again? It was odd how men used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued."
— (via chickensandwich)

actualbiologist:

summerlightning:

laconicllama:

ihaveacookie:

lizawithazed:

best. flashmob. ever.

I am legit in tears.

literally the best thing ever.

I have goosebumps

that crescendo gets me every time.

If I ever had to defend the idea of goodness in people, I would pull up this video.

oh my god, i’m crying and shaking a little.


thespockyhorrorpictureshow:

Okay this is now my FAVORITE GIF EVER.

thespockyhorrorpictureshow:

Okay this is now my FAVORITE GIF EVER.